As many of you out there in the wide world of interwebs may have heard through the grapevine (a grapevine that now undoubtedly extends through most of the seven continents, to the point where penguins in the South Pole are giggling with shock and disbelief at human folly), a certain Michael D. Rex has been unjustly accused of violating the gaping orifice of a sea anemone in a lusty and contemptible manner. Presented below is the actual account of what happened, proving that it was not the story of a man's brain being lodged into his now polka-dotted, rash infested penile canal but actually a deeply moving tribute to interspecies love. This movie "The Tides of Love" essentially proves that the omnipotent forces of love are not restricted to humans, but can extend to all forms of life. I can attest: I once engaged in a steamy, sordid love affair with an amoebic cell cluster in a package of six month old cottage cheese.
The bittersweet affair, presented below in all of its unabashed, shameless beauty.
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