I was going to write an elaborate introduction detailing the fruitlessness of entering the deadly blogosphere (I like to imagine the blogosphere as a virtual war zone, with snarky comments and wry pop culture observations replacing car bombs and the resulting severed limbs, and people wearing sweats and gobbling Cheetohs replacing minorities and high school dropouts as the virtual warriors), but I came down with a crippling case of writers block, and an even more crippling case of syphillis, so I quit.
Basically, this blog will consist of recurring segements, as most blogs do. Most of these segments will be titled "blank" of the day. . .but they won't really be daily. I'm just wacky in that way. I also wear vibrant colors and buy whoopie cushions. There may be a Word of the Day one day, or an Observation of the Day, or an Innovative Porno of the Day. Okay, maybe not an innovative porno of the day, but thats just because clowns are scary .. . and even scarier when involved in a nine-person orgy involving a horse.
Either way, this blog will consist of things happening on days and being labeled accordingly. What more could a person ask for? Human interaction is overrated. I've entered the blogosphere now .. . .and its a jungle in here.
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Nietzsche wrote through his syphilis...
And his blindness, and priapism.
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